Thursday, December 24, 2009


have a dreedful/gleeful ragnarokmas, all you heethans!

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

the 'holehdayz'

finally got some pikturs up of me

i wuz gonna post this last nite, but -sumone- had to be away at sum weird pagan event where peeple eat fire and this pahraid of kostumed things and drummi jaz.

this is whut i no of 'winter soulstes celeberation' (told to me by kafka and squishy): its this get-together of peeeple to commemerate the day of being furtherst away from the sun and its evil sun beams. peeple prey to there gods and fire or neet things happen... i dont no. kafka went to their 'fest' and said it wuz grate, and it had naytiv aborigineez and fire danserz and beevers and other animals. i wish i couldve went but sumone wuz a jerk.

aniwayz, ththis is a spesial time, around soulstis, where peeple caleberte byh giving gifs of kole to each other and we feed the kole to the Grate Furnass kalled "Economy" so that we can stay warm enough to not freez to death. datz why its emportant to konsume as much as possable so we can be konsidured 'good' and get more kole.

their is also another spesial day aftur 'soulstis' kalled ragnarokmas - the day of antisipayshawn of the grate klown apokalips - a day to honor and antisipayte the day where millionz of heethens die by killer klowns, who later sing and danse on their corpses. so happy (beelated) soulstis and ragnarokmas!!!

~mr. fuzzypants

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playing zombee!!

Wednesday, December 16, 2009


last nite i watched this moovee kalled 'avatar', ritten, dureketed, prodoosed, skored, koreograffed, and dicktated by james cameron.

it has these meethead armi brats in a tropikal world of awwsum. theres these fliing mahcheens and greeny-blue savage peeple who like sweening on vines like tarzan. their so primitive and dumb, not like the colonies who have all these sientists, and politishans. speeking of politiks, it has it. theres this talk of 'rites' and 'inviralmentalizm' and it gets stuupid like sum stuupid komparison to hitler or rumsfeld or israel.

and it has the aleeian chik!!! shes so hawt and awwsum. its woerf seeing the mooovee just for her.

so this legless guy coms up and gets changed into the savege peeple and goes naytev, much to the annoiance of his armi bossez. so tenshon builds and sum fights and then the naytivs fight back in this epik fight. then killer klownz fly in and kill everiwon, and the armi breaks out into song and danse with the killer klownz. the end.

i give this moovee a B+ for efort.

~mr. fuzzypants

Official Avatar Movie

Saturday, December 12, 2009


i have these pix that wer taken of me sum dayz ago, but the slakers havent uplouded them. they say after exxhams or whatever.


we say this moovee kalled 'pontypool' - it was creepyskari - or at leest thats what they tell me cinse i slept thruh it all. from what i red online, its sum sort of 'entellectchual' zombii moovee with some radio guy. soudns boring. its kanadian too, so its gotta be dreeri, depressing, and boring.

but thats not what the smellies say - they say its well directed and interesting - it grips you or stuupid stuff like that. all i no is that sum guy who likes his voice keeps talking and waking me up with his hate of the town... or his life, and tries to kill his coworker. when i was awake i was konfuzed cuz they thought what i was saying was gonna kill them. how can they hear me!?!@

but aniwayz, they get reely despirate and kall for help - and help coms... in the form of the amarikan armi who cant speak englesh for shit, blow up half the town and reskue the radio brats. but then killer klowns fly in and kill everyone and break into song and danse. the end.

i dont no... the smellies say it was good but i thought it was stuupid... i give it D- but im -forced- to give it an A. @#%#@$!

~mr. fuzzypants

a killer klown just stabbed him in the bak.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

berfday n stuff

so it wuz my berfday yesturday!!!!! well... i think, i cant remember when i waz boarn - i just remember been put in plastik rap and boxxed... it was ahfull. they say i caym from china but also japan... i'm konfuzed.

aniwayz, i had a parti and peeple came just to se emee!!! we played this zomebee game and it was fun and we had lots of whine to drink. then there was this guy kalled awwmed who takled about this moovee kalled 2010 or 2012 or sumting.. and things blowing up.. it sounded kool... i wanna see it. so we had kupkakes... but no presents!!!!!! squishy and kafka just gave them away instead of me getting it all... i thought i wuz suppose to get tons of things! whatever... squishy made me this skarf so im happy with that.

kafka has been hogging the komputer, saying his skool is more important than sum stuupid blog that no one ever reads. that's sooo not true, amirite?! anywayz, hez always mean and grumpi and i think skool is the kause... but he might normally be like this....

anywayz... were mooving soon and squishy keeps talking about how excited she is to move. weirdo...

pix of me and god!!