tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-62324456996732752042024-03-13T22:30:13.561-04:00Mr. Fuzzypants' BlogThe life and times of a furry hedorah.Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.comBlogger58125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-7904271892499059942010-07-09T18:23:00.005-04:002010-07-09T20:04:54.228-04:00sounds like a revolution, and othe rcrap<a style="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TDeofXMIsJI/AAAAAAAABnM/IsMJWrT_Y9A/s1600/sounds-poster.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 224px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TDeofXMIsJI/AAAAAAAABnM/IsMJWrT_Y9A/s320/sounds-poster.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492043527355936914" border="0" /></a><br />sum of yu mite bee wunduring ware ive been over teh last week or too. well, therez this stuupid theeng kalled 'g8/g20'. itz basikly wear piggies mygrate and take over a sity and try to strike pozez. yu see, they think their sooo kool and that everiwon luvez them sooo much that they kan jast blok streetz for foto opz.<br /><br />well, aftur the fyrez and the yelling and the gunz, i went into hyding and kraped muh pantz.<br /><br />aniwayz, last week i saw this moovee kalled 'sounds like a revolution' that wuz playing in toronto, here iz wut dem filmakurz are saying:<br /><h3 class="UIIntentionalStory_Message" ft="{"type":"msg"}"><span class="UIStory_Message">"The Carlton has extended our run! Screenings will continue from July 9th-15th 3:25 & 9:20"</span></h3>(so watch it, othurwiz i eat yer babiez.)<br /><br />itz a moovee that has lotz of smelly muuzishawnz and armchare peeple. the idea iz that this wurld is krappily managged by stuupid korporate peeple, and that freedum of speech is a lie kuz of them. but reely, wutz wrong with this wurld??!~ i think everitheeng is fine: i have muh fansi house, and serventz to katur to muh everi need bi verchuu of beeing fuzzy.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TDeolbrsJ7I/AAAAAAAABnU/67y_XzGnAkw/s1600/soundfacebook-revolution.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 194px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TDeolbrsJ7I/AAAAAAAABnU/67y_XzGnAkw/s320/soundfacebook-revolution.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5492043631641241522" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">and no, voting on fasebook iznt the saym as voting in rl<br /></span></div><br />aniwayz, theze guyz are trying to get peeple to be poletikal anemalz and to stop these stuupid korporate peeple by playing songz and voting. kuz, lyke, voting iz veri powurful stuf. theur wuz no menchawn of 'grassruutz' or othur stuff that aktyvests du. it wuz all fokused on guyz with geetarz and there voting fanz. oh, and it had lotz of annoing kloseupz of peeplz skin blotchez and pimplz. <br /><br />thur were no killur klownz kuz itz a dokumentari, so i give this moove a B.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object height="385" width="480"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zfqc2TRcLIM&hl=en_GB&fs=1?rel=0"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Zfqc2TRcLIM&hl=en_GB&fs=1?rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="385" width="480"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-80380233990271659782010-06-15T12:09:00.000-04:002010-06-15T00:08:49.646-04:00A TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TBbtO6xfLNI/AAAAAAAABnE/YqrhjlMuFDY/s1600/ateam.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TBbtO6xfLNI/AAAAAAAABnE/YqrhjlMuFDY/s320/ateam.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482830436920929490" /></a><br />tonite, i wached A-TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111`````````````````\<br /><br />it wuz awsum!!! boldi, doily, tiger, and the jewerly man were all in it!! <br /><br />so, in kase peepel are kumpleetly kluless as to wut a teem iz, itz abowt for awsum duudz who ar fraymed for murdur kuz sum guy is a dik. but then sum chiki with masheen gun legs tryz to set them free with bazookaz. but this see eye eh guy iz a reel dik (remind aniwon of the lozers, aniwon!?).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TBbtJGQhhZI/AAAAAAAABm8/mx2NM1ZFeio/s1600/a-team-movie-image.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TBbtJGQhhZI/AAAAAAAABm8/mx2NM1ZFeio/s320/a-team-movie-image.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482830336924681618" /></a><br /><br />aniwayz, a teem is much bettur. and it haz theeze xploshawnz, and therez teddy with 3d glassez, and murdock is deelitefulli ensayn!!! but this guy kalled kyke is stuupid and tryz to bazooka them all up and be mahcho, but the jewlery man izent going to take it, and he bytez his ankel off. than killur klownz storm the kontri, eat everiwonz livurz, and singz and dansez on there stuupid skullz. the end.<br /><br />yu no wut i think... A+!!!!!!!!!!! (but remembur itz an akshawn moovee, so dont get krazy with stuupid xpektashawnz). AND STAY TILL AFTUR KREDETS FORE BONEUS SEENZ!!<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><object width="430" height="250"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z93AADd2Dpo&hl=en_GB&fs=1&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z93AADd2Dpo&hl=en_GB&fs=1&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="430" height="250"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-40578983036375704612010-06-13T16:11:00.004-04:002010-06-13T16:34:02.704-04:00symbol (shinboru)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TBVAQfpa3VI/AAAAAAAABm0/CEPSqcyAsfg/s1600/shinboru.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TBVAQfpa3VI/AAAAAAAABm0/CEPSqcyAsfg/s320/shinboru.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482358773510757714" /></a><br />sum tyme ago, i wached this moovee kalled 'symbol' by sumwon in japan. itz about a homoeratik restlur and sum gui in pajamaz and itz reely, reely wiiurd.<br /><br />at furst, won mite theenk that itz a mexikan moovee kuz therez theeze nunz and restlurz speeking spanesh in sum dessert. butt itz naut. kuz than we see this japaneeze guy who iz in a room filled with evil demun chilldren. i dont want to spoill anitheeng, butt letz jast say itz waki.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TBVAEaLdZAI/AAAAAAAABms/TFjJDvQRBVM/s1600/shinborusymbol3.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TBVAEaLdZAI/AAAAAAAABms/TFjJDvQRBVM/s320/shinborusymbol3.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5482358565884486658" /></a><br /><br />letz jast say that itz about finding gawdzilla, or bekuming won, by puting on a homoerotika maask on. but than killur klownz find there maask and destroy the yuniverce, and danse on there krushed adamz. the end.<br /><br />this moovee wuz reeely wiiurd but sumhow gud. i give it a A!<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object width="374" height="225"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MbSPxYlV-d4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MbSPxYlV-d4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="374" height="225"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-29731888465019169782010-06-07T20:07:00.004-04:002010-06-07T22:24:14.417-04:00the eye (gin gwai)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TA2peuYim9I/AAAAAAAABmk/IFcyRJ9tkv8/s1600/eyecover.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 213px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TA2peuYim9I/AAAAAAAABmk/IFcyRJ9tkv8/s320/eyecover.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480222666891893714" /></a><br />so, i watched this moovee kalled 'the eye' by the pang bruthurz (who did 're-cycle'), kuz, like all the othur ajjan mooveez, wuz remaid by stuupid holliwuud.<br /><br />if yu watch it, yu miht remembur it from 'the sixth sens', witch wuz dun befor it. itz about sum gurl who is blind, but steelz sum iballz frum sum tie chik and bekumz a goestbustur. xsept, she haz no ekuipment and so iz haanted.<br /><br />basikly, shez running around til sum angri hippi vilagurz burn hur - butt then killer klownz kum in and gutt there throotz and steel all there stuupid iballz for iball soop.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TA2pYOWEIHI/AAAAAAAABmc/70G5GSYePjQ/s1600/eye1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 183px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TA2pYOWEIHI/AAAAAAAABmc/70G5GSYePjQ/s320/eye1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5480222555212357746" /></a><br /><br />this moovee haz sum kreepi moementz, but itz also a bit laklustr. i give it C+ for unoreeginal stuff.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object width="374" height="225"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/eoA6dxLeWFo&hl=en_GB&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/eoA6dxLeWFo&hl=en_GB&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="374" height="225"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-9936553716690173052010-06-02T19:21:00.000-04:002010-06-02T19:21:36.933-04:00hansel and gretel<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TAbmiMmBz7I/AAAAAAAABmU/lQiyN5f7Oc0/s1600/Hansel_and_Gretel_2007_film-1.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 223px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TAbmiMmBz7I/AAAAAAAABmU/lQiyN5f7Oc0/s320/Hansel_and_Gretel_2007_film-1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478319471913455538" /></a><br />dooring the weakend, i wached this koreeean 'hoarer' moovee kalled 'hansel and gretel'. wen i piked it up, i thoht it wud be lyke the <a href="http://www.hanzelundgretyl.com/">rok band</a>, butt it wuzznt.<br /><br />ensted, itz abowt a guyz mind in sum deep attik, that haz a deep foreest kumming owt of hiz head. at furst, hez having this laym kar krash and iz piked up by sum red riding hood gurl and is tayken to this majikal kassel. she apearantly wuz looking for sum bunnez who had ehskaped.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TAbmcbp2FII/AAAAAAAABmM/ZOkzGtRHcec/s1600/hansel+and+gretel+house+3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TAbmcbp2FII/AAAAAAAABmM/ZOkzGtRHcec/s320/hansel+and+gretel+house+3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5478319372876780674" /></a><br /><br />so in this kassel, all they eet iz kake and kupkakes, and peepel are turned into dollz, and stuupid preests ar triing to rool the wurld. it got wiiurd with sum orefanage krap. but thankfuli, killer klownz sayved us from the slo plot by killing everiwon and dansing on there korpsez. the end.<br /><br />the moovee iz a stori abowt why yu shoondt trust kids... or adullts, or aniwon. and dont get pregnant. there ar killer bunneez, but i fell asleep aftur the bunnee moteefs ran dri. the moovee iz slow paced... needs moor umph. i give it B-<br /><br /><object width="386" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/3p_eHsvCprM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3p_eHsvCprM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="386" height="300"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-10365133941548780552010-05-30T12:24:00.000-04:002010-05-31T12:23:29.575-04:00the dark hour<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TACBT4r8zYI/AAAAAAAABmE/xC30sZvcJho/s1600/dark-hour-poster.jpg"><img style="MARGIN: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; WIDTH: 217px; FLOAT: left; HEIGHT: 320px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476519325516746114" border="0" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TACBT4r8zYI/AAAAAAAABmE/xC30sZvcJho/s320/dark-hour-poster.jpg" /></a><br />so i gawt to wach this spanesh moovee kalled 'the dark hour'. itz a hoarer moovee with zombeez and goest-aleeanz and stuupid diks. itz centured on this boy kalled 'jesus' who is in the kompanee of othur juuz set in a bunkur airea sirounded bi peepel who hayte juuz (zombeez and goest-aleeanz).<br /><br />were led to beeleev that there wuz this newkleer apokalips with krazi peeple with dog-hedz and an armi of zombeez who hayt spanesh peepel. theeze juu servivorz are tyred and angri and loanly and hayt theze stuupid hayturz, so thei deside to blo them all up with there gunz lyke they were brewse willus.<br /><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TACBG9ENFNI/AAAAAAAABl4/9eRXiFF-rME/s1600/dark-hour-stranger.jpg"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 320px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 213px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476519103353918674" border="0" alt="" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TACBG9ENFNI/AAAAAAAABl4/9eRXiFF-rME/s320/dark-hour-stranger.jpg" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">mammi...?!</span><br /></div><br />butt the zombeez and goest-aleeanz are moor pissed and thei piss on them, forsing the kamera gui to pan out and reelize there tru situashawn - killer klownz are xpearimenting on them before eeting there fasez - witch thei du. the end.<br /><br />this moovee wuz a bit lo on the budgat, but it wuz still gud. i gev this moovee a B+ for beening a sleepur theengee.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object width="386" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/haXSyQg1j8k&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/haXSyQg1j8k&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="300" width="386"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-64030751486928938862010-05-28T09:40:00.004-04:002010-05-28T22:21:21.652-04:00sherlock holmes<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TAB5Ap1zFgI/AAAAAAAABlw/oSoPdTdWfrk/s1600/sherlocke+holmez.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 210px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TAB5Ap1zFgI/AAAAAAAABlw/oSoPdTdWfrk/s320/sherlocke+holmez.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476510199020983810" border="0" /></a><br />sum daiz ago, i wached this 'sherlock holmes' moovee. sherlock holmes is a peeriode peese with sum kun foo guy who mumblez to hymnself in sum wiiurd languiwh (kinda sounds like english). and he doez sum daidreeming.<br /><br />he also doez sum wershipping of sum devel guy, but he bumbelz up his part in a retchuall and teh kabal get pissed and try to kill him. so he'z raysing throo london, getting drunk, getting into fihts, trying not to get killed buy teh kabel, and also trying not to shak it up with some hawt merikan chicki kuz she'z evil or sumething. waltson is theyre and is all pissi kuz sherlock kant even hold a jab.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TAB4tyG-lrI/AAAAAAAABlo/iw3mSDlcxpY/s1600/sherlock-holmes-movie-robertdowney-boxing-thumb-400x266-31757.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/TAB4tyG-lrI/AAAAAAAABlo/iw3mSDlcxpY/s320/sherlock-holmes-movie-robertdowney-boxing-thumb-400x266-31757.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476509874823009970" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">ufc aniwon!?!??</span><br /></div><br />it turnz out that sum devel lord is trying to steel the krown jewelz or wutever by killing everywon, so sherlock and watson, and the chikie all stop him - but than killer klownz appear in there entergallaktik spase ship and nuke london and the rest of the wurld, than sing and danse on there fried korpsez. the end.<br /><br />the moovee wuz enturtayning for a hallewuud moovee, butt it wuz jast an akshawn moovee moor then anithing. i give it a B.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object height="250" width="430"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/t7aROdTxt6M&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/t7aROdTxt6M&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="250" width="430"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-13658318812176334902010-05-27T16:45:00.000-04:002010-05-27T16:26:09.274-04:00dead man<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_7T8K0a8rI/AAAAAAAABlg/FeHqbMCvqRA/s1600/deadmancover.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 175px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_7T8K0a8rI/AAAAAAAABlg/FeHqbMCvqRA/s320/deadmancover.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476047227578938034" /></a><br />agan, i wuz toremented to whach a stuupid moovee by kafka - this won wuz kalled 'dead man' starring jonni debt and is set in the viktorian age of kannibel krosdressurz (in merika).<br /><br />itz a veri stilized moovee, with sum mieldly kwurki karakturz and lotz of willderness. itz about this gui kalled 'blake' whoz looking for neil young bekazz of hiz loud youbekwetus geetar reffs (witch are beening played everiware on hidden speekerz on treez and krap). itz allso a kwest for tobakko.<br /><br />at furst, blake is a reel wemp - but then he turnz into this pumken skul-krushing, anglesh poeet-killur. baysikly, most of the moovee konsests of peepel geting killed and than having them poeze lyke they were in sum blake paynting.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_7T1avEEKI/AAAAAAAABlY/BSDuwsdUL7o/s1600/dead_man.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 213px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_7T1avEEKI/AAAAAAAABlY/BSDuwsdUL7o/s320/dead_man.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5476047111592349858" /></a><br /><br />as blake gets more 'dethly', kollekting 'whyte man's metall', the moovee kopeez apokalips now with the river and sum wiiurd tempel komplex. their, were lead to beeleev that neil yonge is at the centre, waitin for blake so du some dualling with geetar hero.<br /><br />butt, he'z not there - ensted, itz killer klownz, and they kill everiwon, eat there faysez, and danse on there korpsez. the end.<br /><br />i thouwt the moovee wuz stuupid and boreing, so i give it a D-, but kafka kinda lyked it and gave it a B. agan, hiz tayste in mooveez is kuestonabul.<br /><br />~mr fuzzypants<br /><br /><object width="386" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/07xKQakj1hM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/07xKQakj1hM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="386" height="300"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-87445137303374925252010-05-25T23:47:00.002-04:002010-05-27T16:39:06.751-04:00petropolis<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_vw0uz8rYI/AAAAAAAABlQ/CqGYdxeLmUw/s1600/petropoliscover.jpeg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 217px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_vw0uz8rYI/AAAAAAAABlQ/CqGYdxeLmUw/s320/petropoliscover.jpeg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475234560708750722" /></a><br />saadly, during teh long weakend, i wuz forsed to watch sum dum moovee kafka forsed me to watch, it wuz kalled 'petropolis', but i kall it poopaganda.<br /><br />the moovee (and i losely kall it won), is about this majikal land kalled alburta, ware this blak majik substanse kalled 'oil' jast spreengz up from the grownd!! lyke id beleeve that. theze hipsturz are angri kuz theur kutting a few treez down to make ant hillz to farm this majikal substanse that powerz the uniiverze.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_vwviWSpcI/AAAAAAAABlI/Uak86wBE61U/s1600/petropolis-tail.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 214px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_vwviWSpcI/AAAAAAAABlI/Uak86wBE61U/s320/petropolis-tail.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475234471463790018" /></a><br /><br />itz a reel snuuze fest, kuz theyre isent ani plot or akshawn or karakturz - jast piktur after piktur of all this oil and the faktoriez, and the little ants doing there thing to farm this majikal substanse. it wuz sorta lyke 'manufactured landscapez', but with nothing butt video pikturz. wutever.<br /><br />kafka thought it wuz alarming and showz ensayn kallallsall inviralmentul damage that's the biggest in the wurld. i wundnt no kuz i slept threw it all.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_vwmgzhL2I/AAAAAAAABlA/OLo2HAyNzZA/s1600/petropolis-fire.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 214px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_vwmgzhL2I/AAAAAAAABlA/OLo2HAyNzZA/s320/petropolis-fire.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5475234316430684002" /></a><br /><br />i give this moovee a big D-, with the only sayving grase is the pretti pikturz - butt it's about nuthing and iz boring. however, kafka thinks it's an A- kuz itz pretti and it illestratez jast wut iz happening and itz stuupid. i think kafka's tayst in mooveez is stuupid. wutever.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object height="250" width="430"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pdFT3bZtnok&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pdFT3bZtnok&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="250" width="430"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-25423628804482142532010-05-24T11:15:00.000-04:002010-05-24T12:45:17.190-04:00wii fit plus<a style="" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_Wzc7Ll3pI/AAAAAAAABk4/IjQ8Hby0e6g/s1600/WiiFitPlus.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 228px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_Wzc7Ll3pI/AAAAAAAABk4/IjQ8Hby0e6g/s320/WiiFitPlus.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473478231642726034" border="0" /></a><br />this is muh furst wii gaym reevuu!! am gonna start with 'wii fit plus' kuz it wuz the furst gaym i played. it envulves the 'ballanse bord', which is saparate and kosts xtra - butt at lease you kan wai yurself now.<br /><br />so their wuz this talk of wii fit plus cuz i wuz 'inaktyv' and needed to werk owt or sumthing. wutever, i dont even have a werking hart or bluud so wut does it matur? but thatz besidez the point. i started off by mayking my own 'mii' profile, and i look so fuzzi and stoned (thay say its neerly identekel). than, i got yelled at by this stuupid rektangel guy who sayz im too fat or sumthing. i wai like 20 grammez!!!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_WzWCQqCiI/AAAAAAAABkw/TcJ7BaU2xow/s1600/wii-fit-plus-20090904090543225_640w.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 179px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_WzWCQqCiI/AAAAAAAABkw/TcJ7BaU2xow/s320/wii-fit-plus-20090904090543225_640w.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473478113283934754" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">poizing fore teh win!!!</span><br /></div><br />aniwaiz, therez theze tests u du to see how 'fit' yu are - aftur that, there are theze yoga thingz and strength thingz, and the best part are theze xtra gaymz.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_WzEZt1rkI/AAAAAAAABkY/Ic2lmzirMlY/s1600/wii-fit-plus-screenshot.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 232px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_WzEZt1rkI/AAAAAAAABkY/Ic2lmzirMlY/s320/wii-fit-plus-screenshot.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473477810342702658" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">wut iz with this chiki? idk...</span><br /></div><br />i am wiked awesum at ballanse gamez, witch der are plenty, enkluding rithem gamez, balanse, strength, and poizing. itz designed to get u up yer fat assez and do sumthing 'hellthy'. thur is sum multiplayer, butt most of it is not siimualltayneus.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_WzQC0Y_DI/AAAAAAAABko/BkbE07C26ko/s1600/wii-fit-plus-screens.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_WzQC0Y_DI/AAAAAAAABko/BkbE07C26ko/s320/wii-fit-plus-screens.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473478010354596914" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">obstakle korse of doom...</span><br /></div><br />so in summari, there iz yoga, strength, ballanse, and xersize aktivetez. it iz gud for hoening ballanse and doing sum strength yoga for thoze not so hawt for the jim. for sumone like me or, maybe squishy. itz gud kuz i dont have to leeve the haus to get 'fit', but for sumone who aktualy iz a snot and goez to the jim, they mite get more kardio there and strength their.<br /><br />i give this gaym a A- for konsept n stuff.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object height="250" width="430"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JRqgWj5EyZE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JRqgWj5EyZE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="250" width="430"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-1322773838698314822010-05-19T21:49:00.014-04:002010-06-02T19:44:30.735-04:00the burrowers<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_VNPf5yJWI/AAAAAAAABkQ/_CyyuB29-jM/s1600/burrowers.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 208px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_VNPf5yJWI/AAAAAAAABkQ/_CyyuB29-jM/s320/burrowers.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473365850795943266" border="0" /></a><br />so i wuz given this kopy of 'the burrowers', witch is abowt theze peepel who rent mooveez from <a href="http://eyesorecinema.blogspot.com/">'eyesore cinema'</a> and poest reevuuz abowt em.<br /><br />the moovee is abowt this guy who iz kalled koffee (i kall him sir pisses-a-lot) who saw sum mayk owt sesshawn beetween a chiki, an olde dued, and mistearius otherz, and got jealoused but was too skared to joyn.<br /><br />so sum diks in soljur suets get all hiped up and think itz theze eeleegal aelianz kalled suu'z, utu'z, or skwall'z (i get konfuzed i dont no who is wut) that iz mayking owt with everiwon. so they bring this 'kru' of a gae wite preest who theenks hez in charg, with this guy kalled pastor (who is smelli), sum token blak guy kalled chef cuz hes a kook, and this boy-man whoz never had sex.<br /><br />feeld upon feeld we go with these guyz, with sum skwall guy saying there all skruued kuz there stuupid. we than see sum stuupid random soljur guyz get killed bi sum vampi-burro-bunneez so the 'kru' think there soljur addventoor is laym so they leev to hunt rabbetz.<br /><br />so, smelli pastor gets bored and usurps as leedur when the gae preest is maymed by soshal justise aktevests kuz they were throoing poo at a tree and it got pissed. but than the boy-man goez of and kollects this komatos-unded gurl and propozez marage and tryz to mayke owt with her. but jast before he kan kiss her, sum ball busting bunneez drop him a rowhipinall and dayte raype the boy ensted.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_VNI-xRuPI/AAAAAAAABkI/01B2AfaYFh4/s1600/burrowers031009.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 212px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_VNI-xRuPI/AAAAAAAABkI/01B2AfaYFh4/s320/burrowers031009.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473365738822678770" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">the chiki the boy-man has the hawts fore</span><br /></div><br />the smelli pastor is pretti laym as leedur, thinking itd be hawt to go to a taatoo konvenshawn with a skwall chiki, forcing chef and sir pisses-a-lot to kum with him. butt pastor is all pissy kuz the konvenshawn is over, so he finds sum utu guyz and goes fishing with em.<br /><br />jast wen we think everithing is fine and the kredits are rolling, killer klownz show up, pissed kuz there bunniez were eaten, so they kill everiwon and sing and danse on there korpses. but they get huntgri, so they fest on chef's leg kuz its tender. the end.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_VNCDnQeJI/AAAAAAAABkA/CkY0roOKFnI/s1600/Burrowers-maxi.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 123px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_VNCDnQeJI/AAAAAAAABkA/CkY0roOKFnI/s320/Burrowers-maxi.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5473365619863746706" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">bunneez!!!</span><br /></div><br />over all, the moovee has graatuetus kartuun skwall deth kuz of that moovee kalled lost in tranzlayshawn with bill murri. itz a rowmantec tragedi, mostly kuz of the deth of the vampi burro-bunneez (why are monsturz alwayz so hayted!!?!?). it wuz so deepresing, but okay, so i give it a B for bowdayshawss bunnez.<br /><br /><object height="250" width="430"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HaaMPMrg8oY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HaaMPMrg8oY&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="250" width="430"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-42471276800642760422010-05-18T13:14:00.009-04:002010-05-27T16:38:44.165-04:00re-cycle<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_LVsO06qBI/AAAAAAAABj4/00pFu24kAG4/s1600/Re-cycleposter.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 219px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_LVsO06qBI/AAAAAAAABj4/00pFu24kAG4/s320/Re-cycleposter.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472671453079578642" border="0" /></a><br />Now, before I get into my latest movie review, I need to update you all on some changes to my blog that you might now have noticed. There have been some complaints (Ben), that my reviews and ramblings are incoherent, with poor spelling and grammar. I think this is stupid beyond belief and that those who have trouble are just racist and have no education. However, because I must be a whore and cater to my fans, I've allowed some trusted others to translate for me so that my exceptional thoughts and opinions can be better appreciated and understood by the smelly masses.<br /><br />So anyways, here's my review on the Japanese* pseudo-horror film, 're-cycle'. It's about this chicky who's a writer, blogger, and is really famous because she writes sappy romance novels. She's totally emo-esque, going on about how her life sucks and she rejects some guy of her past who was, and still is, a real dick.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_LVeNr-5DI/AAAAAAAABjw/W_VL8eWFABw/s1600/re-cycle-screen220.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 136px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_LVeNr-5DI/AAAAAAAABjw/W_VL8eWFABw/s320/re-cycle-screen220.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472671212255503410" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">beware of recycling</span> <span style="font-size:78%;">and green screens</span><br /></div><br />However, then she finds herself haunted by some crazy babushka lady who wants her pen back. The babushka lady gets so crazy and pissed off she curses her to the land of factory-farming libraries and zombie-encrusted harlequins. In essence, she's sent to L.A.<br /><br />Except she's really incompetent. She has no idea what's going on, even though it's clear she's in the land of lethal yoga poses and laid-off office grunts. In fact, she's so incompetent, she has to rely on some eight year old girl to avoid clear danger (such as nazi zombie whores and plot holes).<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_LVMF1sinI/AAAAAAAABjo/Qaz8y3Vd5z0/s1600/recycle1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S_LVMF1sinI/AAAAAAAABjo/Qaz8y3Vd5z0/s320/recycle1.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5472670900911114866" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;">behold, the pen of doom</span><br /></div><br />In the end, when the chicky gets to where she's suppose to be, her uncle busts through the set in a drunken rage and damages the blue-green screen, sending the crew to the four corners of the world. But just when you think the movie is beyond salvaging, killer clowns drop in out of no where, kill the kid (yay!), the chicky, and everyone else within a twelve mile radius before bursting into song and dance. The end.<br /><br />Now, the scenery is lush with lushy things, such as giant dolls of doom, the giant bridge of holding one's breath, and the aborted fetuses cave. If you can tolerate the melodrama of her holding her breath and whining about pillow fights with her dad, it's okay to watch for the visuals. It is a message film about... yes, you guessed it, recycling and saving the environment from original plots. So please, please recycle your ideas.<br /><br />I give this movie a C++ for visual appeal, but nothing much else.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cinema_of_Hong_Kong" title="Cinema of Hong Kong"></a><object height="250" width="430"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/odPMBMCuWT0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/odPMBMCuWT0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="250" width="430"></embed></object><br /><br />*It's actually a Hong Kong/Thai co-production, but he wont listen...Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-33715756652099173432010-05-15T12:23:00.012-04:002010-05-27T16:38:33.411-04:00night watch and day watch<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7S-U822KI/AAAAAAAABjM/i_JVXdtLtu8/s1600/night_watch.jpg"><img style="float: left; margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; cursor: pointer; width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7S-U822KI/AAAAAAAABjM/i_JVXdtLtu8/s320/night_watch.jpg" alt="night watch moovee poestur" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471542565519415458" border="0" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7TEM8EbXI/AAAAAAAABjU/Yr2s8QYaUuI/s1600/day_watch.jpg"><img style="cursor: pointer; width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7TEM8EbXI/AAAAAAAABjU/Yr2s8QYaUuI/s320/day_watch.jpg" alt="day watch moovee poestur" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471542666447842674" border="0" /></a><br /><br />'night watch' and 'day watch' is a moovee due-o of hoarer, and spydur bugz, and skari rushshawnz. it iz of bytey guyz and gurlz who lyke bluud and peeple with flash lytes of doom. itz also veri gloomi.<br /><br />this moovee is about the antiks of sum rushshan guy who haytz his gurlfren and tryz to get reeveng by talking to sum baabooshka soreseress fore sum blak majik. itz this blak majik that maykz him funi and enter the 'gloomi' and halusinate.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7Swsh4OdI/AAAAAAAABjE/UTjovN6D4lk/s1600/NightWatch2.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 229px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7Swsh4OdI/AAAAAAAABjE/UTjovN6D4lk/s320/NightWatch2.jpg" alt="spydur!!!" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471542331330542034" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><blockquote><span style="font-size:78%;">spydur!!!</span></blockquote></div><br /><br />basikly hez a 'other' vampi killur who only haz the power to halusinate, and he doez it alot. he seez peeplez hed xploodz into klay, and gloing i'z, metall wips of desstrukshawn, and vidio gaymz that sea into the fyouchur. he'z basikly an alki who gets off on booze and bluud and bumblez roand until he meatz this chik who iz all powurfull and kursed with krows around hur. he sedusez hur with an ulser and then beetraiz this kid and maykez out with sum owl chik whoz reely a lezbeean.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7SC6EfMHI/AAAAAAAABi8/U6OANPAdJ1k/s1600/daywatch_sized.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 234px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7SC6EfMHI/AAAAAAAABi8/U6OANPAdJ1k/s320/daywatch_sized.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471541544691380338" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><blockquote><span style="font-size:78%;">i dont no... but itz kool!!!</span></blockquote></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7XeUms-RI/AAAAAAAABjc/ysAh23TcxKo/s1600/dw_029.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 219px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7XeUms-RI/AAAAAAAABjc/ysAh23TcxKo/s320/dw_029.jpg" alt="parti at end of wurld karioki!" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471547513228818706" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><blockquote><span style="font-size:78%;">parti at end of wurld karioki!</span></blockquote></div><br /><br />than, in the sekkond moovee, he getz off killing sum stuupid vampi, cuz the gurlfren chik wuz hawt, but that gets him in trubble with the vampi clan, who want to kill him. so he hydes in sum person, who maykes out with hiz gurlfren and haz lezbeean sex in sum waturfall plase. but then the hed vampi guy gets pissed kuz the halucinator guy keepz killing peeple, and so he triez to destroi publik trannset. but he getz tyred and haz this rushshawn parti. but kuz the killer klownz werent envited, they get pissed and destroi moskva and the rest of the wurld and the peeple, than join the parti and sing and danse on there korpsez. the end.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7RuqM7-ZI/AAAAAAAABi0/vy4rmTgQBX4/s1600/day_watch1.jpg"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 225px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-7RuqM7-ZI/AAAAAAAABi0/vy4rmTgQBX4/s320/day_watch1.jpg" alt="mosko, rushsha, 2007 (aftur a kold wintur)" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5471541196834470290" border="0" /></a><div style="text-align: center;"><blockquote><span style="font-size:78%;">mosko, rushsha, 2007 (aftur a kold wintur)</span></blockquote></div><br /><br />the mooveez are all veri pretti to watch, and antertayning, and funni, and rushshawnz are wiirud (lyke sum of them japaneze mooveez that are wiiurd). i give it boath A!!!!<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object height="250" width="430"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/yMHQsjgQDrA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/yMHQsjgQDrA&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="250" width="430"></embed></object><br /><br /><object height="250" width="430"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZtVD97ss7rU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZtVD97ss7rU&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="250" width="430"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-36794822018426084772010-05-12T18:53:00.010-04:002010-05-27T16:35:01.459-04:00tcaf<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-s4OFmnkxI/AAAAAAAABis/SSmx7JFWl78/s1600/tcaf_2010_poster_web_600px.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 206px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-s4OFmnkxI/AAAAAAAABis/SSmx7JFWl78/s320/tcaf_2010_poster_web_600px.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470527987045077778" /></a><br />tcaf!!!!! in kayse u dont no, tcaf is the 'toreonto komix aretz fesstival' and itz set at the liebrareri neerbi that ritzi, preetenshus peese of poop plase kalled 'yorkville'. thatz were bikurz and bumz get killed cuz their poor and smelli.<br /><br />so, tcaf is full of aretests, riterz, publeshurz, and wannabeez who tri to get yur attenshawn and bi there stuf. sumtymz they have theze thingz kalled 'panalz' ware your in this room and they talk about zombee apokalips, druggie hipsturz, and koolaid. jenurally, many freekz and skari haflingz run round in stroolurz, yelling at there golumz to bi crap or skreem for ice kreem. but lukily muh gardianz protecked me from them.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-s4Ctgn1GI/AAAAAAAABic/ZwEYlOi3U2E/s1600/tcaf2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-s4Ctgn1GI/AAAAAAAABic/ZwEYlOi3U2E/s320/tcaf2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470527791598916706" /></a><br /><br />it wuz free, and i wuz there and i had muh own tabel!!! giving away muh lemeted addishawn komix numbar 2 and talking about muh blog!!! i met sum faymus peeple lyke jim woodring, paul pope, jose villarrubia, chester brown, seth, daniel clowes, and peter venkman. they all lyked muh komik and blog... sept seth, who wuz a dik kuz he hit me!!! (i think... that kuud also hav been paul, whoz such a rok star, but i still luv him!!).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-s4HU7xECI/AAAAAAAABik/CQ_JaMSY7E4/s1600/tcaf1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 180px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-s4HU7xECI/AAAAAAAABik/CQ_JaMSY7E4/s320/tcaf1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5470527870901227554" /></a><br />((peepel lyning up to sea me!!!!))<br /><br />aniwayz, it wuz a gud event and u suk if you werent there! but nawt at the end, cuz killer klownz showed up and killed everiwon left kuz it wuz klosing tyme and peepel were ideotz and hanging around me triing to get muh oughtograff even tho i wuz triing to go home. agan, i pretended i wuz murchandize and wuz eggnored.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypantsKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-84401431707265672372010-05-04T17:16:00.015-04:002010-05-27T16:35:39.755-04:00fcbd<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CTm37gERI/AAAAAAAABiE/PK6IuyXrVew/s1600/fcbd10.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CTm37gERI/AAAAAAAABiE/PK6IuyXrVew/s320/fcbd10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467532243685609746" /></a><br />i yoused to think i wuz a wiiurdo, butt than i went to fcbd (free komik buhk dai) at a komik buhk stoar and i wuz freeked out bi all teh wiiurdoz and geekz. this fcbd iz basikly a day of triing to get "reggyoular peeple" to reed komix bi offuring them free stuf and stayk dinnar daytz with arrtests, butt wut they get iz lots of wiirudoz and kostuumed peeple triing to be wiirudoz.<br /><br />i wuz their, promoeting muh komik - furst ishu!!! but i got skared and tryed to hyde with sum akshawn fegurz. jast when it got reel krouded and skari, killer klownz showed up on der hovur bykes, killed everiwon butt me (kuz i looked like murchandize), and dansed on their smelli korpzez whyle singing. teh end.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CThYgEs_I/AAAAAAAABh8/kmgelSbIKbA/s1600/fcbd1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 189px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CThYgEs_I/AAAAAAAABh8/kmgelSbIKbA/s320/fcbd1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467532149349725170" /></a><br /><br />this iz me in muh allturnative kostume (triing to hyde from teh freekz).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CTdCJQXnI/AAAAAAAABh0/Rb-V4MoMdQo/s1600/fcbd2.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 250px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CTdCJQXnI/AAAAAAAABh0/Rb-V4MoMdQo/s320/fcbd2.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467532074628963954" /></a><br /><br />dr. manhaten wuz here shoing of hiz junk.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CTUi2BaOI/AAAAAAAABhs/godYoHqIyJc/s1600/fcbd5.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 195px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CTUi2BaOI/AAAAAAAABhs/godYoHqIyJc/s320/fcbd5.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467531928787839202" /></a><br /><br />me and muh lemeted edishawn komik!!! (and sum wiirdo tuching me...)<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CTJQ_3zLI/AAAAAAAABhk/Vv1SWWPL-F4/s1600/fcbd3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CTJQ_3zLI/AAAAAAAABhk/Vv1SWWPL-F4/s320/fcbd3.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467531735018753202" /></a><br /><br />their wuz epik fiytz going on.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CS8dEYO_I/AAAAAAAABhc/37GeQzwloh0/s1600/fcbd10.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 240px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CS8dEYO_I/AAAAAAAABhc/37GeQzwloh0/s320/fcbd10.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467531514920582130" /></a><br /><br />butt, moestly wiirdoz triing to be kool.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CSz5Y6eiI/AAAAAAAABhU/XQrCMSUdO-Y/s1600/fcbd7.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 188px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CSz5Y6eiI/AAAAAAAABhU/XQrCMSUdO-Y/s320/fcbd7.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467531367904082466" /></a><br /><br />theze guiz freeked me out...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CStrccSDI/AAAAAAAABhM/M5cz0Upyp6w/s1600/fcbd6.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 267px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CStrccSDI/AAAAAAAABhM/M5cz0Upyp6w/s320/fcbd6.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467531261081569330" /></a><br /><br />me hyding from all of em, preetending to be murchandize.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CSm6lZAkI/AAAAAAAABhE/u85RRadXcwg/s1600/fcbd4.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 249px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CSm6lZAkI/AAAAAAAABhE/u85RRadXcwg/s320/fcbd4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467531144886551106" /></a><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CSg75qPiI/AAAAAAAABg8/UuUIYfUO-no/s1600/fcbd9.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CSg75qPiI/AAAAAAAABg8/UuUIYfUO-no/s320/fcbd9.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467531042160786978" /></a><br /><br />no komment...<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CSXeXB2mI/AAAAAAAABg0/5IOYmEjZ26A/s1600/fcbd8.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 258px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-CSXeXB2mI/AAAAAAAABg0/5IOYmEjZ26A/s320/fcbd8.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467530879612082786" /></a><br /><br />the skurel gui wuz reeely hungri.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypantsKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-38926364995116176472010-05-03T17:08:00.007-04:002010-05-27T16:36:35.899-04:00living in oblivion<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S99CWsTlECI/AAAAAAAABgs/DnUVymdEdmo/s1600/living+in+oblivion.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S99CWsTlECI/AAAAAAAABgs/DnUVymdEdmo/s320/living+in+oblivion.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467161430268907554" /></a><br />sumtymez i think my lyff is a moovee or a dreem, and than i saa a moovee that konfirmz muh suspishawnz, 'living in oblivion'.<br /><br />this moovee is durekted by 'steve buscemi', otherwize none as 'broadway bob dannunzio' in that toretur porn moovee 'art school confidential', and 'neil' from 'final fantasy: the spirits within', the faelled atempt of square to brake free from gaymez. <br /><br />i wood kall it a veri shourt fillm kauze it only haz three seenz: one mylk fest with lazor catapillar ninjaz, one love seen ware brad pitt gets ataked by pyritz, and one david lynch rip off with kreepy olde laydiz triing to rape sum dwarf. it wuz reeelly tuching me, it wuz reeelly emoshawnal. <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S99COQjrG4I/AAAAAAAABgk/xMCaithJbWE/s1600/obliv-take.png"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 200px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S99COQjrG4I/AAAAAAAABgk/xMCaithJbWE/s320/obliv-take.png" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5467161285381266306" /></a><br /><br />i wood rekommend this fillm to aniwon who wantz to no wut steve buscemi is reeely like. i give this fillm A for oddashus.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br />p.s. SUM peeple think i blathur too much cuz they have ADD or wutever, so im keeping it short from now on.<br /><br /><object width="387" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OaTEaKhXfzM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OaTEaKhXfzM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="387" height="300"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-34244408210619923292010-05-02T11:20:00.008-04:002010-05-27T16:37:29.453-04:00faust<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S92d9vT5yNI/AAAAAAAABgc/7GymXDTT5LA/s1600/Faust1994poster.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 221px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S92d9vT5yNI/AAAAAAAABgc/7GymXDTT5LA/s320/Faust1994poster.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466699206695176402" /></a><br />so i wuz mulling over the titles at my faevorit rental plase and kame akross 'faust' by Jan Švankmajer (1994). it had dulls and demuns witch is wut apeeled to me. this moovee elso kums frum kafkaland - prageh, and is very durteh and olde and komyounesty.<br /><br />i wuz a bit konfuzed weth the plot as it had dulls and sum middle age guy poking his nose into wiiurd thingz and krazi thingz hapening. it wuz veri vizuall and enturesting, like the durektor'z othur stuff. it allmost remineds me of lynch and his wiiurd mooveez, xsept this haz stop-annemayshawn and is full of kreepi thingz.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S92d0ZXv91I/AAAAAAAABgU/E1eB53AuSsM/s1600/faustPDVD_019.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S92d0ZXv91I/AAAAAAAABgU/E1eB53AuSsM/s320/faustPDVD_019.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466699046186907474" /></a><br /><br />to be breef, ill jest say it haz this man whoz got a big noze and summons god to do hiz bedding. god is reeely angri (i shuud no, i lyv with the buggar) and kursez him and we see him get skrewed royalli. than, killer klownz kum and kill everiwon and danse on the bluudy floor, trip, and get empalled temsellvez. the end.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S92duxY1EFI/AAAAAAAABgM/SIx5oCtSxVo/s1600/faust-baby1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 224px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S92duxY1EFI/AAAAAAAABgM/SIx5oCtSxVo/s320/faust-baby1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5466698949554671698" /></a><br /><br />for kool vizuallzez and kreepy wiiurdness and killer klownz, i give this moovee a A for ahsum.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants <br /><br />p.s. fcbd opinyonz to be posted when i remembur wut hapened.<br /><br /><object width="387" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/38nSgWs26TE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/38nSgWs26TE&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="387" height="300"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-12552520809334500902010-04-28T23:12:00.013-04:002010-05-27T16:40:34.453-04:00dragonhead<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S9pMsuBKyeI/AAAAAAAABgE/j0Vq0E_Cprk/s1600/dragon_head.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 226px; height: 320px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S9pMsuBKyeI/AAAAAAAABgE/j0Vq0E_Cprk/s320/dragon_head.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465765428918405602" /></a><br />sum thyme ago i wuz given a kopy of 'dragon head' and told that it wuz the best head moovee ever maid with spesial efeks and plot and karakturz. it is a japaneze film, were my pearants wur from before they dyed of a nukleer aksident.<br /><br />so this fillm is about a kupel who get tottalli skrewed up in some trayn axsident ware peeple are getting krushed and sum krazy guy is putting maykeup on them with fyre. so the kuple get freeked out and deside to have a ninja kontest for who keeps the gurl. so the whimp guy winz who can't even stand on his own feet and krawl into a sueer tube where they mayke out.<br /><br />when they wayke up, their in this post-apokalips ash wurld where the wurld is made out of ash. sum village peeple are smoeking it and get toetally high and start killing off theyre children, which i totally supporrt. exsept these ninja soljerz kum in and sayve the stuupid kouple from getting katanaed, blowing up the plase and singing.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S9pMkTgzPII/AAAAAAAABf8/IBxDGbNYYT4/s1600/Dragon-Head-v04-c038-029.gif"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 206px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S9pMkTgzPII/AAAAAAAABf8/IBxDGbNYYT4/s320/Dragon-Head-v04-c038-029.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5465765284364369026" /></a><br /><br />the ninja solejuz are pretty lame and start talking about stuupid stuff like whewre the ash kame from. it was an absoaluut snore fest and i wohke up to find emoeshawnless kidz who had there brainz reemooved (witch all kidz shood be subgekt too) killing theyre pearants and feesting on there harts.<br /><br />but than a nuklear buddha started to sheyen his vokano on the gruup and killed everyone butt teh coupel, who eskaped on likwuid hellekopturz that konverted the ash into rainbowz. sum of the peeple in the hellikopturz wur insane and thru the whimpi guy of, who landed on a big spyke but sumhow sirvived cuz he's t1000.<br /><br />so than were in tokyo and everyone is zombiez and the whimpi guy goez insane, mayking out with sum nasti old guy. but than killer klownz kum in their spase krafts, kill everyone with there sexi steal katanaz and distroi the sity and sing and danse on their ash faces. the end.<br /><br />so, in akuality, and to be onest, i slept thru hthis moovee so im steeling the riteup from yahoo. this wuz a very kraptakular moovee and very boreing and at the end kuudent kare less to wut happened with it all, even though a big penis volkano urupted giving dragon head to the surviviers. i give this moovee a D+ for beeing stuupidli boring and lame, but ok for being post-apokalips and killer klownz.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object width="430" height="250"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/0y1DcAGHmgw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0y1DcAGHmgw&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="430" height="250"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-60144159993728107632010-04-23T17:21:00.008-04:002010-05-27T16:41:22.098-04:00losers moovee reevuu<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S9IYh6LjqWI/AAAAAAAABf0/ecuzX41OddE/s1600/the-losers_poster.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 207px; height: 320px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S9IYh6LjqWI/AAAAAAAABf0/ecuzX41OddE/s320/the-losers_poster.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463456268786313570" /></a><br />i wuz envited by amc to watch this moovee kalled 'the losers'. i wuzn't axpoused to a siloette of sum kak n' ballz with weenz, jest a bunch of crappy traylurz of mooveez ill never sea.<br /><br />so the moovee itz about a bunch of frat boiz streight from yale who think there hawt shit cuz there daddiez payd there edyoukashawn. than they dress up in armi fahteegez, dreyeveeng yello pintoz and pretend there flyboiz. theiz guiz are obsessed with gunz, nivez and bazookaz and bloing up crap - and gurlz (ehspesially the hawt uhura chickie who shaks it up with the vulkan).<br /><br />then therez this dweeb kalled max who thiks hez hawt shit cuz he warez a suut and keelz peepel. so wut? aniwayz, he wants to chanje the planz cuz the losers no to much (the armi-yale boiz). then this geeky-buffed guy saiz 'good timez' and lauffs.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S9IYLXZfU0I/AAAAAAAABfs/y2x0g77eooc/s1600/uhura.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 240px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S9IYLXZfU0I/AAAAAAAABfs/y2x0g77eooc/s320/uhura.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5463455881492386626" /></a><br /><br />so apearrently, there not soljer-yale boiz, but fugetivez, and that they have to steel there lives bak. then ohura has a 'buizness propasaision' for 'klay'. witch i think is fight-sex (sumthing akshawn peeple are into). but the thing ohura wants to do is kill the luzerz on sum sueehside pak thing (sumthing about saving the spase-thyme kontinuum for spok i guess). then, the geek-buff guy saiz sumthing, but i wuzn't paing attenshawn kuz i was fokusing on his pink shurt. but afftur that, they rize from the ded. there like undead luzers warring with the see eye eh. and shez all bazooka crazy. then sum 'blak mcguivur' makes more bazookaz and firez them randomly. the geek-buff guy is shoawning his junk to sum ladiez, but then he shoawz his awsum envizeble gun tekneekeh.<br /><br />but jest when thingz seem to be going fur them, theze killer klownz from outer spase ahrive, keel everyone, and danses on there horrebly disfegured bodies before their off agan.<br /><br />now, when watching this moovee, i kant help but think of the a-teem. except there not a-teem. this moovee wuz ok, but i kant but think that it coulda been better... or maybe it wuz the eer plugs kuz i couldnt heer anything. or maybe it wuz the fat dik who kept kiking my chair and lauffing at the lokatshawn titles. what a dik.<br /><br />i give this film a B-. it wuz ok, and it had ohura in it, but i lieked 'kick-ass' better. the end.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object width="430" height="250"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/IEeQEa6SZQM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/IEeQEa6SZQM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="430" height="250"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-11830750070605540852010-04-20T11:25:00.011-04:002010-05-27T16:41:57.677-04:00faith and the muse konsurt<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S83TRabR7DI/AAAAAAAABfk/KJIo9IlpG18/s1600/torontoposter.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 207px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S83TRabR7DI/AAAAAAAABfk/KJIo9IlpG18/s320/torontoposter.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462254219175259186" /></a><br /><br />last nite i saw 'faith and the muse' at 'el mocambo' in 'toronto', with 'johnny hollow' playing furst. it wuz muh furst konsurt ever~!!<br /><br />now, theze daiz i find it very hard to go out. itz cuz peeple are prehjudise aginst me. they make fun of me and kik me arownd like im a nerf ball or whatever. i am a reel person!!! i hate all u jurks who are abuseve or egnor me!!! from now on, im on a stryk to not speek when haturz are neer - itz dayngerus and their stuupid.<br /><br />so apearantli, it wuz a 'gath' konsurt - sumthing squishy and kafka klaim they 'do', but i dont think they kno whut it is. wut it meenz to be in a gath konsurt meenz to dress up in blak, be snuutty, and pretend lyke u dont kare. wut bugz me about this gath kulthur is that peeple are reelly obsesed with klothez and being a dik about who is 'gath' and who isn't. itz like their in hi skool and their cheerleedurz or sumthing. they may do have gud fashon skillz and gud taste in musek, but they haited muh whyt tuxedo and tye....<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S83RVmQUGYI/AAAAAAAABfc/rpo09Famebc/s1600/johnny-hollow-dirty-hands.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 300px; height: 300px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S83RVmQUGYI/AAAAAAAABfc/rpo09Famebc/s320/johnny-hollow-dirty-hands.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5462252092046711170" /></a><br /><br />johnny hollow was furst and they played songs i never herd befor, but it wuz gud. the problem, i fownd, wuz the base wuz TO HI!!! it wuz bloing the speekurz i think. but i lyked there sownd and ill try and find tere musek agan.<br /><br />then some wiked witch kalled 'sarah' djed it up - she wuz like an imp or sumthing, kute in her evil tutu dress and dansing it up with her ink. than faith and the muse were on.<br /><br />they started with sum 'serpentine' danser with reeelyy long fingurnailz that she needed to kut - they were 3 feet long!!! she slowly did sum danse and then other peeple with geetar swordz showed up and killed the furst row of peeple in the audyance with there riffs. sum hawt khelloist with a dubble moehahk used her bo as an arro and hit a gui in the eye. it wuz awesum. they then took there japaneze 'taiko' drums and sumoned evil godz onto the stage. they then attaked more peeple in the audyance, with the godz klawing there iiz out with there kute little klaz.<br /><br />than, two geetarests were there and they slawtured more peeple with there geetar riffs - it wuz reeel bloody and skari.<br /><br />i wuz skared theyd kum for me, but they egnored me, so i left reel late, blud all over muh feet.<br /><br />the purrformanse wuz grate, with grate kostumez and hot chiks and kool dudez. i want to be a gath-rock geetar slaier or khelloist!!! as i saed before, the only bad thing wuz the stuupid base - tern it down!!!!!<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object width="385" height="300"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/mPYSwRAWCIo&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&border=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/mPYSwRAWCIo&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="385" height="300"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-31159708963261229732010-04-16T11:19:00.015-04:002010-05-27T16:42:35.010-04:00KICK ASS!!@#~@<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S8iIYyh_3EI/AAAAAAAABfM/KxqqFL-_ntY/s1600/kick_ass_movie_posters_combined.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 120px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S8iIYyh_3EI/AAAAAAAABfM/KxqqFL-_ntY/s320/kick_ass_movie_posters_combined.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460764507649334338" /></a><br /><br />i got FREE passez to "kick-ass" yesturdai. its yet anotter komic-enspiered moovee filmed in toronto but pretending to be new york. cuz no one wants to live in smellie, filthie toronto, especially to shag it up in there alleywayz.<br /><br />so i got into the theatur at jon street and we wached this kok and ballz flying through the sky for like an hour, deefening our earz as it repeeted over and over again. than some twirpp in a skuba suit started to attak us with prizez, it wuz scari. i thought this was about superheors.<br /><br />the moovee envolved lots of peeple dying - which i always approved of. what seeled the deel for me wuz - and i wont say much - but a fello plushy-teddy bear was saved from near death by one of the superheors and that jest made my day. to often i see plushies get beeten up, abused, or berned, so when i saw this i just about pooped my pants in glee.<br /><br />now, some stuupid cbc reevuuer thought this muuvee sucked cuz it 'katered to the fanboiz' of the scene, which reely ofended me cuz i liked it. i fucken hate superheors and their homophobic-homoerotic konsurvateve moralizing spandex shit. its the indie comix that appealz to me, cuz i'm sofistekated.<br /><br />so the moovee is about this geek who has no frens or 'life' who reeds comix all dai becuz he is a geek. he then desides to put on a kostume and act like a loon and he suckz. so his dad thinks hez gay, cuz he got naked in an alleyway and so does his friendz, and he becomes this gay GFF friend to this hot chickie who likes to play with needels. she haz theze big boobiez and when we saw them (u could see some niiple) one of the guyz in the audience made some weird noizes (we thought he was masturbating or sumthing). this tiks me off cuz we have so much violents and swearing but merikanz are afrade of some nakkedness. they have fuked up valuz. anywayz, then, sum killer klownz, dressed up as batman and robin come in and save the day, killing all the drugies and blowing peeple up with gattling gunz. then they do a song and danse.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S8iInQQZLjI/AAAAAAAABfU/MG6TOud4w1Y/s1600/normal_kick-ass4.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 178px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S8iInQQZLjI/AAAAAAAABfU/MG6TOud4w1Y/s320/normal_kick-ass4.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5460764756146728498" /></a><br /><br />what reeely ticks off the moralety polise is the 11y gurl who killz peeple and kusses a bit: 'cunt', 'fucker', stuff like that. reellly, that wuz the best part of the moovie and now i want to be her. i'm still young!!! im gonna lern kun fuu and weponz and ware her kool kostume and kik ass.<br /><br />so all in all, the moovee haz tipikal hollewood xpektaishawns, but it makes up for it with lots of violents, deth, kick-assness, and some gud songz. without the 'hit gurl' i would have given it C for hollewood affort, but with the gurl, i give it A-.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><br /><object width="450" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oKjycnhKxY4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oKjycnhKxY4&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="450" height="350"></embed></object>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-64577725416041535092010-04-13T19:12:00.004-04:002010-05-27T16:43:10.504-04:00burfdai partaiso i have been away for a long time. it iz becauz the huemonz thout they were buzi with skool, werk, and sleeping, or watever. they say itz cuz -i- have been sleeeping, which is tru also. i need muh beeuti sleep.<br /><br />so i watched this moovee kalled 'utu' and it had this mahree guy keeling brits. it wuz good and now theres talk of having the next kat (like we need MOOR brats around here...) named in their speerit.<br /><br />anywayz, i boht a 'wii' and play it all the time now. i play all the gamez and im super gud at it. i guess i can reevuu them to.<br /><br />yesturdai was aparently kafka's burfdai and he got all the atenshawn. akchewally, he wuz studiing all day and did some theeng kalled a 'exham', which took him all knight cuz hes stuupid. he got home at 10pm and got stuupid drunk on ice kreem kake. reelly, they were konfuzed as it wuz MY burfdai and not hiz kuz he wanted atenshawn for himself and not me. so it wuz my burdai and i got lots of presentz and had lotz of kake. squishy gave ME the kake cuz it wuz MYH burdai. YAY!!!<br /><br />so im also lerning the geetar and one dai will be in my own band.<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypantsKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-73751178190832034222010-02-14T12:16:00.008-05:002010-05-27T16:44:51.124-04:00tusk (alejandro jodorowsky)<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-Ql8rPlPII/AAAAAAAABiM/wNCBWpt_fEo/s1600/tusk.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 220px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-Ql8rPlPII/AAAAAAAABiM/wNCBWpt_fEo/s320/tusk.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468537571865083010" /></a><br />sum tyme ago i wahched this moovee kalled 'tusk' by 'alejandro jodorowsky'. this moovee is so rareh i kud only find veri feu pikturz and no trailurz. <br /><br />this is an epik moovee about the eturnal batle beetween ellefant vs ellefant vs smelli britz. itz also about ugly drunk poechurz vs there own stuupidety.<br /><br />in tusk, their iz an ellefant in twilyt zown chaysing a gurl in a sykodelik geetar riff, with a angri brit man yelling at peeple cuz there not britesh. <br /><br />the star of the moovee iz the spydur monkee karaker who i kall 'boo', who hangz out with teh stuupid poechurz cuz thei tallerate hiz poo toassing. but than this smelli brit chikie bekumz 'indyan' by wareing a dress and lissening to 'indyan' musik, witch makes the angri brit angri, who than yellz cuz hez a dik. but than the angri brit is beeten by a merikan dik. <br /><br />but than killer klownz appeer and have a epik battel with the ellefant, lasting three weaks, destroiing parts of azsha and sinking briteon below the oceasn. everiwon wuz killed cedpt teh spydur monkee, who inhairited teh eerth.<br /><br />this moovee wuz reeeeeellly boring and lame and everiwon wuz talking in sum languwag that no onez ever hurd befor, so i give this moovee a D, (without the spydur monkee it iz F).<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-QmBcPPurI/AAAAAAAABiU/OMjgtyO6tzQ/s1600/tusk1.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 307px; height: 203px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S-QmBcPPurI/AAAAAAAABiU/OMjgtyO6tzQ/s320/tusk1.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5468537653736487602" /></a>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-83049989035573266572010-02-14T01:00:00.008-05:002010-05-27T16:45:40.390-04:00st valintiens day massakerits valintiens day! this is a spesial day for many peeple for many reesons - today lotz of peeple will have sexy orgis with peeple they kno, dont kno, or with toiz and there handz. beefor i get into it, sum histori.<br /><br />long ago, pagan rowmanz romed the kontriside, beet, killed, and rayped peeple. they were the bigest bullis on the street, and all the 'barbearyans' hayted them. so the rowmanz selebrayted a hallidai kalled 'lupercalia', where yonge men would run around nakkid in the streets, slapping peeplez asses along the way with goat skin to mak them furtill (cuz bak then, many moms and babies were killed by killer klownz in an attempt to keep the populatin low).<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S3gs7AXW29I/AAAAAAAABfE/Iy2fnoH0H2w/s1600-h/lupercalia.gif"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 182px;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S3gs7AXW29I/AAAAAAAABfE/Iy2fnoH0H2w/s320/lupercalia.gif" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438145942271744978" /></a><br /><br />they also had theze 'lottories' where peeple are piked randumly, peared in 'rowmanzed' couples, then hanged - cuz noone believed in love bak then.<br /><br />but then krischians took over rowm and hayted theyre pagan wayz and so they baned these festevalz - but the peeple luved them, so they replased them with 'st. valintienz day', randomly piking a saint to represent this day. they say he was spesial kuz he tried to free prisoners and removed a eyepatch from sum chik. but he wuz kaptered and wus erotikally toretured and raped by his killer klown jailors, then decapitated. <br /><br />several yares ago, two kops rounded up seven geyez on the street they found who looked 'suspisus'. they were joyned by sum more geyez who liked to keel peeple and they bleu them up with roket lancherz and xploshawn buletz. there wuz blood everiwhere and bodi parts - so much that peeple thoht it 'rowmantik' and desided to go bak to there 'pagan daiz' and selebrate orgis on this day.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vxbbUUdOmzM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vxbbUUdOmzM&hl=en_GB&fs=1&color1=0x5d1719&color2=0xcd311b" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />today, we carry this tradtion on by riping out our own harts in xchange for others who we fansi. its a day of desparation, lonelynes, depreson, kardiak arest, wanton sex, and getting infekted. happy VD day!<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S3grk_UeWEI/AAAAAAAABe8/C_BGXe85rm4/s1600-h/heart.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 229px; height: 320px;" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S3grk_UeWEI/AAAAAAAABe8/C_BGXe85rm4/s320/heart.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5438144464522467394" /></a><br /><br />~mr. fuzzypantsKhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6232445699673275204.post-37837235816029695672010-02-13T14:37:00.010-05:002010-05-27T16:46:30.461-04:00sexy in the sity<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S3eQkZkv6II/AAAAAAAABes/oZbwuUMUYZY/s1600-h/sex_and_the_city.jpg"><img style="float:left; margin:0 10px 10px 0;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 216px; height: 320px;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S3eQkZkv6II/AAAAAAAABes/oZbwuUMUYZY/s320/sex_and_the_city.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437974030087874690" /></a><br />its thyme for the reevuu for the best moovee ever maid... 'sex in the city'!!!<br /><br />i want to start off with the best seen, where charlotte poops herself because shes a fareytail.<br /><br /><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ermxGMJL6C0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ermxGMJL6C0&hl=en_GB&fs=1&rel=0&color1=0xe1600f&color2=0xfebd01" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br />now, ive heared chiks and gay peeple hate it cuz it has gurlz where gurlz can be rich and wellthy and have jobs and be ideots when it comes to relayshawnships. but what i think is that its fine being filtchy rich as a gurl, but just odn't talk about guyz and sex as much as they do cauze they sound nearotik and desparate. <br /><br />so the moovee starts us off with gratooetus stak footage of man-hattan - cuz i guess sex in dallas just aint the same as new york. then we see jon 'mr big' smuck lay his moves on carrie. carrie gets into it and starts dansing alone in her kloset nakkid. there is this talk of 'fareytale' endings and how itd suck, but then mr big freaks out cuz he doesnst have 200 friends and runs away. carrie puts on the chace running around sentral park looking for him, looking like alice and wundurland. then this chick from dreamgurls appers and does carries laandry, klaiming st lousie is better than new york. 'steve' then donates his sperm to charlotte who then bears konjoined twins with horns and wings. and samantha fights off an invading hoarde of zombie ex lovers with flassid sushi. <br /><br />but jest when you think things will be okai, carrie gets huemilliated at the prom by a bunch of brats with the dumping of blood on her dress as she sings on stage and she freeks out. she blows up the gim, half the town, and kills her stuupid reeligus nut mother by emplooding the house. then, she shacks it up with the rushan dude in paris while the dreamgirls chicky gets a promotion at vohgeh to take over the bizness... but then killer klownz appear in there interglattic spaseship and kill her cuz shes the only black charaker in the moovee. the end.<br /><br />i give this moovee a A++++++<br /><br />~mr. fuzzypants <br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S3eQqFBBS4I/AAAAAAAABe0/BsLdcBH0b9I/s1600-h/Sex%2BCity%2BLingerie%2BModels%2BPhotocall%2BroQpV9LHChkl.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 220px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_YyOGwwXEIuI/S3eQqFBBS4I/AAAAAAAABe0/BsLdcBH0b9I/s320/Sex%2BCity%2BLingerie%2BModels%2BPhotocall%2BroQpV9LHChkl.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5437974127648525186" /></a>Khttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08063119130479533078noreply@blogger.com0