A TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tonite, i wached A-TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111`````````````````\

it wuz awsum!!! boldi, doily, tiger, and the jewerly man were all in it!!

so, in kase peepel are kumpleetly kluless as to wut a teem iz, itz abowt for awsum duudz who ar fraymed for murdur kuz sum guy is a dik. but then sum chiki with masheen gun legs tryz to set them free with bazookaz. but this see eye eh guy iz a reel dik (remind aniwon of the lozers, aniwon!?).



aniwayz, a teem is much bettur. and it haz theeze xploshawnz, and therez teddy with 3d glassez, and murdock is deelitefulli ensayn!!! but this guy kalled kyke is stuupid and tryz to bazooka them all up and be mahcho, but the jewlery man izent going to take it, and he bytez his ankel off. than killur klownz storm the kontri, eat everiwonz livurz, and singz and dansez on there stuupid skullz. the end.

yu no wut i think... A+!!!!!!!!!!! (but remembur itz an akshawn moovee, so dont get krazy with stuupid xpektashawnz). AND STAY TILL AFTUR KREDETS FORE BONEUS SEENZ!!

~mr. fuzzypants

the burrowers

so i wuz given this kopy of 'the burrowers', witch is abowt theze peepel who rent mooveez from 'eyesore cinema' and poest reevuuz abowt em.

the moovee is abowt this guy who iz kalled koffee (i kall him sir pisses-a-lot) who saw sum mayk owt sesshawn beetween a chiki, an olde dued, and mistearius otherz, and got jealoused but was too skared to joyn.

so sum diks in soljur suets get all hiped up and think itz theze eeleegal aelianz kalled suu'z, utu'z, or skwall'z (i get konfuzed i dont no who is wut) that iz mayking owt with everiwon. so they bring this 'kru' of a gae wite preest who theenks hez in charg, with this guy kalled pastor (who is smelli), sum token blak guy kalled chef cuz hes a kook, and this boy-man whoz never had sex.

feeld upon feeld we go with these guyz, with sum skwall guy saying there all skruued kuz there stuupid. we than see sum stuupid random soljur guyz get killed bi sum vampi-burro-bunneez so the 'kru' think there soljur addventoor is laym so they leev to hunt rabbetz.

so, smelli pastor gets bored and usurps as leedur when the gae preest is maymed by soshal justise aktevests kuz they were throoing poo at a tree and it got pissed. but than the boy-man goez of and kollects this komatos-unded gurl and propozez marage and tryz to mayke owt with her. but jast before he kan kiss her, sum ball busting bunneez drop him a rowhipinall and dayte raype the boy ensted.

the chiki the boy-man has the hawts fore

the smelli pastor is pretti laym as leedur, thinking itd be hawt to go to a taatoo konvenshawn with a skwall chiki, forcing chef and sir pisses-a-lot to kum with him. butt pastor is all pissy kuz the konvenshawn is over, so he finds sum utu guyz and goes fishing with em.

jast wen we think everithing is fine and the kredits are rolling, killer klownz show up, pissed kuz there bunniez were eaten, so they kill everiwon and sing and danse on there korpses. but they get huntgri, so they fest on chef's leg kuz its tender. the end.

bunneez!!!

over all, the moovee has graatuetus kartuun skwall deth kuz of that moovee kalled lost in tranzlayshawn with bill murri. itz a rowmantec tragedi, mostly kuz of the deth of the vampi burro-bunneez (why are monsturz alwayz so hayted!!?!?). it wuz so deepresing, but okay, so i give it a B for bowdayshawss bunnez.

avatar

last nite i watched this moovee kalled 'avatar', ritten, dureketed, prodoosed, skored, koreograffed, and dicktated by james cameron.

it has these meethead armi brats in a tropikal world of awwsum. theres these fliing mahcheens and greeny-blue savage peeple who like sweening on vines like tarzan. their so primitive and dumb, not like the colonies who have all these sientists, and politishans. speeking of politiks, it has it. theres this talk of 'rites' and 'inviralmentalizm' and it gets stuupid like sum stuupid komparison to hitler or rumsfeld or israel.

and it has the aleeian chik!!! shes so hawt and awwsum. its woerf seeing the mooovee just for her.

so this legless guy coms up and gets changed into the savege peeple and goes naytev, much to the annoiance of his armi bossez. so tenshon builds and sum fights and then the naytivs fight back in this epik fight. then killer klownz fly in and kill everiwon, and the armi breaks out into song and danse with the killer klownz. the end.

i give this moovee a B+ for efort.

~mr. fuzzypants


Official Avatar Movie

oktoebur moovee fest!

so for oktoebur, me and the smellies are waching scari mooveez and halloween stuff. (k, oktoebur is half over now but the smellies were bizzy working on halloween cost-humes and crap and woodn't help me update my blog.)


this week we watched 'the addams family' and 'addams family values'. it was horefek from the yuki abbnormal freeks who thought the addams were 'weird' and wanted to steel theyre money. stuupid loiyer freeks and sneeki peepel.

there waz a lot of cool stuff like burning things, canneballizem, homoside, enfanteside,, death, gilloteen, nivz, blood splatter, extc. but the second one was better. better ritten.

soon is nightmare on elm street reevuuz!!!

~mr. fuzzypants

The Fuzzypants Family: me, kafka, squishy, and god, drawn by me!(with help from squishy)

i want a devil puppet!

Cannonbullism is fun!!!

Cousin Itt. Possibul distant relativv of mine?

district 9

so last nite i got to see 'district 9' - i was smuguled into the theatur like some third world mygrant - i wasnt happy about that, let me tell you!

so the moovee had these aeliens who were grumpy and peepel having sex for kat food and evil peepel being real dicks and peeple xplouding!!! it wuz awsum!!! i was cheering and dansing as they kept xplouding... blood everiwhere. i was asking kafka and squishy if i could have sex and make heads xploud and they were like shut the fuck up were trying tow atch the moovee.

so it got me thinking about making this film where this really fuzzy guy whos pissed off goes around a city blowing peepel up... and everyone is trying to get into his pants cuz hes all hot and hes like... sure get in my pants but i got to kill this guy - and the guys head xplouds all over the room and peepel are screeming and hes like fuck yall and then he klownes himself and sends himself into the past where he fucks the future and travles to eegept on another planet where he becomes fairoh and enslaves the peepel there and they build statews for him.

squishy and kafka ignored my idea so i thought id post it here.

anywayz, i give this moovee a A for head exploushawn awsumnes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6PDlMggROA ( <-- trailer!)

~mr. fuzzypants

zombieland

2 nites ago, the humons saw 'zombieland' without me.... mayks me so angri!!!!! they told me about it last nite.

its narate-ed by this 'soshally awwkword' kid who sirvives a zombie apakalips. it is sumwhat stileishly done, but still has that 'halliwould touch' (the youjawool suspeks). still, they say it was fun to watch, and funny, and how can you say 'no' to this woody harrelson guy and a kameo by 'BM'.

jujing by plot, its a bromancer... err.. rowmantik komedi zombie flik... but it wuz dun with 'shawn of the dead!!!' still, it was fun to watch.

i give it a 'B'-grade poop (yes, now were 'grading')



p.s. i have no idea how god got to post here, but hes not doing it again!!!

~mr. fuzzypants

bitch slap

yesturday... at midnite madness (tiff), i watched this moovee kalled 'bitch slap', and it had these gurls (everione thought they were hot, but they all look the saym to me), and also aktors from Herculese and Zena (Zena, Herculese and their sidekicks were all in it).

baysikly, these gurls were in a desert and people were getting there asez kicked... or slapped. had all thez flashbaks... to weird and onederful places. i think they kalled it 'blue screen'. insanely blue screen... and exploshawns!!!!

i wuz konfuzed.... their wuz lots of mammary glands and posteriors. like... lots of it. and the gurls were acting like bitches. i kried when -censored- died.... while may be i dont get it, the humons enjoyed it and said that "yes, itz sappose to be an xploytateve moovee hiliting the oneders of the posterior and mammary glands... and slapping... and kevin sorbo. deal with it."

i didnt no what wuz going on... so i gave it 1 out of 5... but the humons insisted that i rayz it to a respekible 3.5 out of five poops.

3.5 out of 5 poops!!!




trayler!!!

~mr. fuzzypants

9

last nite, kafka took me on hs scari bike to the moovee theater to see the nu moovee '9'. squishy was so happi to see me there, and we have kookies. yum!

so the moovee 9 is all animated b y komputer. it is set in a post-apokalips world where all the smelly humons are dead! yay!! but it has these masheens that are evul and kool. the animayshons are well dun and the karakters are neat (designs, etc.). its not dizni so things die for gud. i had a gud time wahching it, but felt there was some room for empruvment near the end (its ok, but needed more wurk).

i give this moovee 3.5 out of 5 poops!!

~mr. fuzzypants

mi 1st moovee reevuu!!

ok so it wuz suhjestd that i add in sum reevuuz fore this blogg, so im gonna poste sum mooveez and gaimz reevuuz!!!

yasturdai, i whachd 'franklyn', whuch iz this straenje movie about london - unn no-no, meenwhiel sity. peepel werr stuupid on reelegon or sumthing and this kloked guy is sappoze to sav them. but were in lundon, and i got konfuzed. some peepel having ehshuez with ther mum, or whives, or sumthing... peepel triing to kil themsellvz.

i got konfuzed... but i wuz told aftur the moovee abot wut hapend, and it iz sappoze to cum togeter, not like linch (who always confuzes me). steempaunk wuz kool - i liked the kostooms and meenwhiel sity. yett, it seamed like 2 mooveez - it wuz enturesting, but neaded sumting to et. the moovee wuz ok, but it coud hav been beter had it been mour pallishd arond the edjez.

i gev it 2.5 out of 5 poops.

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~mr. fuzzypants

trick r treat

while i was having my usual 23 hour nap, the smellies went to bluer and saw trick r treat!! how dare they ! they didnt bother to wake and bring me, instead ate nachoes at snicky d's and watched the bloody movie!!

they came home and talked about how the pumkin demon was cool, and the hot kiwii chick, and kids and dogs dying... basterds...

they promised a photo shoot, so pics of me soon. if not ill kill them!~@#%

~mr. fuzzypants