fcbd

i yoused to think i wuz a wiiurdo, butt than i went to fcbd (free komik buhk dai) at a komik buhk stoar and i wuz freeked out bi all teh wiiurdoz and geekz. this fcbd iz basikly a day of triing to get "reggyoular peeple" to reed komix bi offuring them free stuf and stayk dinnar daytz with arrtests, butt wut they get iz lots of wiirudoz and kostuumed peeple triing to be wiirudoz.

i wuz their, promoeting muh komik - furst ishu!!! but i got skared and tryed to hyde with sum akshawn fegurz. jast when it got reel krouded and skari, killer klownz showed up on der hovur bykes, killed everiwon butt me (kuz i looked like murchandize), and dansed on their smelli korpzez whyle singing. teh end.


this iz me in muh allturnative kostume (triing to hyde from teh freekz).



dr. manhaten wuz here shoing of hiz junk.



me and muh lemeted edishawn komik!!! (and sum wiirdo tuching me...)



their wuz epik fiytz going on.



butt, moestly wiirdoz triing to be kool.



theze guiz freeked me out...



me hyding from all of em, preetending to be murchandize.




no komment...



the skurel gui wuz reeely hungri.

~mr. fuzzypants

the 'holehdayz'

finally got some pikturs up of me

i wuz gonna post this last nite, but -sumone- had to be away at sum weird pagan event where peeple eat fire and this pahraid of kostumed things and drummi jaz.

this is whut i no of 'winter soulstes celeberation' (told to me by kafka and squishy): its this get-together of peeeple to commemerate the day of being furtherst away from the sun and its evil sun beams. peeple prey to there gods and fire or neet things happen... i dont no. kafka went to their 'fest' and said it wuz grate, and it had naytiv aborigineez and fire danserz and beevers and other animals. i wish i couldve went but sumone wuz a jerk.

aniwayz, ththis is a spesial time, around soulstis, where peeple caleberte byh giving gifs of kole to each other and we feed the kole to the Grate Furnass kalled "Economy" so that we can stay warm enough to not freez to death. datz why its emportant to konsume as much as possable so we can be konsidured 'good' and get more kole.

their is also another spesial day aftur 'soulstis' kalled ragnarokmas - the day of antisipayshawn of the grate klown apokalips - a day to honor and antisipayte the day where millionz of heethens die by killer klowns, who later sing and danse on their corpses. so happy (beelated) soulstis and ragnarokmas!!!

~mr. fuzzypants

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playing zombee!!

hiateus

stuuuuupid smellis kept the komputur away from me. kafka said he needed it for homewurk or sumting... hez still in skool??!?? is he stuupid or sumting? repeeting grayydes?

the humons are talking about mooveeing after the huledayz. thats gonna be a headaek. we watched godzilla vs. the world or... battle against them all, or sumethin - it was weird and followed this annoing kid who dreams of godzilla. god didnt even come down to watch it... stuppid kat. oh yea, speeking of stuupid kats, the 'humain sosieti' blew up or sumting - thats where god came from - hez lucky hes not some mummified kat.

aniwayz, i found this word 'Thrombogenicity' on the komputer - i think its purvurted.

alsos, finally got pix of 'urban golf'. skari stuff.

that art nite thing

so last nite i went and saw this newy blanch thing. there were lots of arts on the streets and i saw some of thiim, mostly at this place called 'leburti village', which was full of aflooant twits and annoying brats, and a bit of 'parkdayl'. i wanted to kick them.

so we saw sum flash lights in the sky, abandoned wearhowzes turned into video art stuff, karbord howzes, poetry, pilons, dansing konstrukshawn kranes, dias de la muerte bellydancers and skeletons, sorry bag people, cries from ethnografic people, and hobo utopio (some sort of bum heaven - but it had meat so kafka wussed out and just had the hot chokolet).

it was weird, but i kinda liked it. as the nite progressed it got worse with drunken idiots from the bar scene ruining everything... i hates them. kafka and squishy saw this giant bunny made out of silver or sumthing, but i got cold and stayed inside.

they said it was interesting but not as fun as last year cuz they had colds or the art wasn't as interesting or sumthing i didn't listen.

~mr. fuzzypants



some bamboo thingy behind me



me and pilons!!!



karbord howzes



hobo utopio



i dont no...



jakass....



that giant bunny i didnt see

Purr....

more muskoka pix!!

more pix!!



me posing by a small fameli grayve plot!!



nother shot of me by grayv!!



me posing on a tuumstown!



nother shot of me by tuumstown!



me and sir swiggles and doggie in a forest.



me and sir swiggle sna doggie by a big rok!



look how big it is!!! were so brayv!!



stuupid humons in the piktur...



sir swiggles and doggie reeding...



their spiing on us!!!